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flambelle · Posted: Tue 19.3.2013 17:27 Post subject:

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
...before I go I just wanna tell you, you were fantastic...absolutely fantastic ...
...he's slim...and a little bit foxy ...

flambelle · Posted: Sun 21.4.2013 14:20 Post subject:

Pro fanoušky doktora :]

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
...before I go I just wanna tell you, you were fantastic...absolutely fantastic ...
...he's slim...and a little bit foxy ...

waxeipahdeth · kytky 8, konec Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Posts: 27125

http://prozeny.blesk.cz/clanek/pro-zeny-laska-a-vztahy-sex/207355/zvrhlosti-v-loznici-trendy-je-ted-analni-ponik.html

Laughing

puresound · Posted: Mon 30.9.2013 14:52 Post subject:

:DDD Boha jeho!! Very Happy

che · kytky 6, meta: 10250 Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Posts: 10006

Připomnělo.

Shrew · _______________ Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Posts: 21743

exi: husty! Roflnik

ale to dilema! Cupcake Queen nebo Violet Virgin??! žlutá mi nejde k pleti... a nebo že by modrá princezna? Laughing

a roh k tomu není, jo? Laughing

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Felicity · Master Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 9379

Roh si musis poridit z jednorozciho setu.

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Prodej fotografii na fleru

Shrew · _______________ Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Posts: 21743

myslela jsem, že bude s hřívou (

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Lidé si brání ve štěstí, protože stále vidí minulost lepší, než byla, přítomnost horší, než je, a budoucnost jinou, než bude.

Willow · The mean one. Joined: 26 Sep 2007 Posts: 6734

nevím, jestli to bylo:

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In the tide of hate
Throw down the counterweight
Tear up that flag and say
You’re worthy of more

Leňula · Posted: Thu 2.1.2014 19:35 Post subject:

Myslim, ze tohle sem taky patri Laughing

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I will kill you so hard you will die to death!

“We don’t need a list of rights and wrongs, tables of dos and don’ts: we need books, time, and silence. Thou shalt not is soon forgotten, but Once upon a time lasts forever.”

Alshwarya · kytky 8, meta: 21650 Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 20994

staci analni kolik a budes ponik!

Ester · kytky 7, meta: 12150 Joined: 18 Jan 2007 Posts: 11839

20 faktů o jednorožcích, které by měl znát každý Aorťan:

1. A unicorn, without a horn, is simply a magical horse.

2. Unicorns are known to bite. Hard.

3. Nicolas Cage owns six unicorns.

4. Unicorns are very rare (when cooked).

5. Unicorns are born with both male and female genitalia.

6. A unicorn will mate for life. But just as friends.

7. Unicorns still live in segregated neighborhoods. It's sad, but true.

8. To film the unicorn-related scene in "Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone", they spent six years tracking down the perfect unicorn.

9. And six seconds killing it.

10. A unicorn without testicles is called a "eunuchorn."

11. In 2009, "Darnell" surpassed "Sugarlumps" as the most popular name for unicorns.

12. During courtship, the female unicorn is always, always, the one who sues for half his stuff.

13. When migrating south for the winter, most unicorns go to Kenya.

14. The name "unicorn" is actually TOO ironic. If you feed a unicorn actual corn, it will die a terribly painful death.

15. Much like horses are processed to make glue, unicorns are processed to make super glue. If you think about it, it makes so much sense.

16. In their spare time, unicorns really like to curse, play online poker, and smoke cigars while on a motorcycle.

17. Muffinhumps, the world's oldest unicorn, was actually a bit of an asshole.

18. Number 12 contradicts number 5, but nobody will notice as most unicorns have serious dyslexia.

19. Most unicorns don't have dreadlocks.

20. The blood of a unicorn cures Hepatitus C, but totally makes your nipples fall off.

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